4th Down and Out: A Special Report

Jacksonville Jaguars defensive back Brian Williams has been arrested.

Here’s the play: Williams gets pulled over during a drunk driving arrest and then goes on a “sexual, racist and profane” tirade with the police officer because nothing makes an officer want to give you a warning and send you on your way more than by calling the guy who can legally take away your freedom a “honky.”

Then he offers to let the officer have sex with his girlfriend who was in the car with him if he lets him go. Apparently, he not only had the right to remain silent, but he also had the right to remain stupid.

Williams pled guilty but he later returned to the court to change his plea because he didn’t think he could pay a $2,500 fine. He plays for the NFL and can catch a ball but he claims he can’t catch a $2,500 tab? Oh wait, doesn’t he play for Jacksonville? Never mind.